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Found on a blog that made me laugh ...


A young priest, very anxious, and after being unable to utter a single word
the day of his first sermon, Request to the Archbishop board
to be up next Sunday.
The latter advised him to put a few drops of vodka in a Grand
glass of water to be more relaxed.

The following Sunday, the young priest felt so good he would have
talk anywhere about anything.
return to the sacristy, he finds a letter left by the Archbishop
, reads:

My son,
Next time, put a few drops of vodka in a large glass of water
and not a few drops of Water Vodka.
Then I am offering a few remarks to what I saw today
not happen again.

1 - There is no need to put a lemon slice on the rim of the Chalice
.

2 - Avoid leaning on the statue of the Madonna and
importantly, avoid the hug and kiss.

3 - There are 10 commandments, not 12.

4 - The Apostles were 12 and 7 and none were not dwarf.

5 - We're not talking about Jesus Christ and his apostles as "JC
& Co".

6 - We are not referring to Judas as "this son of a bitch."

7 - You should not talk about the Pope called "the Godfather".

8 - Bin Laden has nothing to do with the death of Jesus.

9 - The holy water is made to bless and not to refresh
neck.

10 - Do not celebrate the Mass sitting on the steps of the altar.

11 - The hosts are not cakes appetizer to eat with
the sacramental wine.

12 - Fishermen go to hell and not "be enc ..."

13 - The initiative to call the faithful to dance was good, but not
The
to the track throughout the church.

14 - The man sitting near the altar to which you referred
as "queer" and "Travello in a skirt" was me.


Sincerely, Archbishop.

PS: Jesus was not shot.